I am available for outcalls in the Northwich area of Cheshire. Please telephone if you wish to make an appointment.
I do not accept appointments made by text or email. This is so that we can both clarify exactly what we want from our meeting, and a personal
conversation is a much clearer way of communicating this than texts and emails, which can be misconstrued and networks can be unreliable.
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I do like to get the business-side of things out of the way at the beginning - I only accept UK sterling.
Please have the correct amount ready upon arrival - I'm sure you wouldn't want to waste your time with me by making a trip
to the nearest ATM! I will count this in front of you, so please do not be offended as you may have handed me too much.
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I take great pride in how I look and cleanliness is paramount to me, so I will always look my best for you.
I would expect a similar courtesy from yourself, so please be courteous in return... we can get sweaty and dirty together later!
For hotel bookings I will require the booking name, reference number and hotel room number to make sure I don't turn up at the wrong door!
For private visits to your home I will need an email with a copy of a utility bill no more than three months old for proof of address...
... turning up at your neighbours house in error would not be ideal for either of us, I am sure.
Payment would be required on my arrival in order to proceed with the booking.
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Any abusive, aggressive or threatening behaviour will not be tolerated, and if I suspect that you are under the influence of alcohol or drugs
then I will terminate our session immediately with no refund - there are much more enjoyable ways of behaving badly for the both of us!
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If you do need to cancel an appointment then let me know as soon as possible, and if you are going to be late then please keep me updated.
If I have waited more than ten minutes for you without prior notice then the booking will be cancelled.